Last weekend Tenesia took us all to her hometown in Burley, Idaho.
We had a wonderful time camping, and being cowgirls!
Things I learned from being a country gal
1. when a cow dies...it bloats...and it can exlpode. gross.
2. a cow having a baby isnt a big deal like in the
movies. the cow just moans and the calf slides right out! no biggy.
3. being on a horse while it's running is not a graceful thing like you see on TV. You fly in the air and but hits the saddle so hard you have bruises.
4. If you leave a tent door open it will seem even windier than it really is.
5. Cows arent milked by hand. They are milked by machines that look like little vacuums that suck the milk right out into a communal tube.
6. calves are separated from their moms right after birth! cruel
7. Cows dont get pregnant the old fashioned way. ALL the cows on a dairy get pregnant from artificial insemination.
8. potatoes carry an awful stench when rotten and dumped into a pile with thousands of other potatoes.
9. dont overdose on tylonel.
10. farms bring out my allergies.
11. horses do not listen.
12. dont wear tight jeans while horseback riding. You'll flip your leg over and riiiipppp....
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| wienie roastin |
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| this little girl is so flippin cute! |
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| cows on the schroeders property |
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| new jersey cows for 4H |
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| Hannah imitating a chicken i think? |
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| cutie patootie |
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| wiener roastin' |
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| 4H calves |
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| i love these girls! |
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| rotten potatoes...yummy.... |
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| potato cellars are huge! |
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| dead
bloated cows. look at how tight that skin is! Chandler and I were gonna
go touch it but were scared it would literally explode. |
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| playing in the cotton seed. Its so fluffy Im gonna die! |
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| Hanna was flippin' |
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| so was i...scared of getting kicked!!!!! |
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| Dairies are so much more organized than I thought |
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| booya grandma! fear conquered. |
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| brand new baby cow! |
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| We got to watch a live cow birthing! Welcome to the world baby cow! |
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| we love the dairy! |
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| My horse's name was whiskey. haha |
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| farm kitties |
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| After singing in Tenesias home ward. "Usher in His reign!!!!!" |
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